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Your Vision - The Chavs want to be like Arsenal

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By Vile Karma

It's become very simple : Chelsea's biggest problem is Abramovich.

Thousands of Chavs now agree with what I've been writing for the last three years.

Abramovich thinks he is bigger than Chelsea. Right now, he is bigger.

The Chelsea board can only improve the team by hiring another owner.

Chelsea will not improve the team. They will only buy more of the same and do more of the same.

Chelsea are so arrogant that they do not believe in doing the basics. Chelsea do not believe in buying younger players who can grow and improve. They do not want to upset the old gang in the dressing room. John Terry is the class bully who can do no wrong, he will never win the Champions League and time is running out.

Hundreds of Billions of Chelsea fans have called me or texted me that they wish they were more like Arsenal. That they had someone with the vision and class of Arsene Wenger.

Chelsea want to be just like Arsenal, but it is too late.

Chelsea have missed the boat on that one. You cannot win the league with old English fogies. Chelsea are too snobbish to think that developing youth is the way forward.

Arsenal have the gladiators such as Eboue and Diaby who have improved more than any Chelsea player can due to their age, Arsenal players have much more in the tank and that is a worry to Chelsea fans who write an Arsenal blog.

Chelsea do not have the players to play the 4-3-3 and even if they did, I would never mention it again because it would prove how idiotic and close minded I actually am.

A radio journalist emailed me yesterday. (Not quite sure why I have put that in bold)

He told me that Chelsea would steam away to the title after beating Arsenal at the Emirates. I went and backed Chelsea to win the league by 30 points and right now I am worried about my mortgage.

It is ok though, I am going to watch a jazz band called eyeno-nuffink and they are groovy uplifting group who I have listened to and written many articles on during my days as a paid writer. These days I am just bitter and twisted.

Comments

#1 - Jim Says:

Was this article really worth publishing? REALLY?

What a bunch of dross

#2 - Passenal Says:

I have to agree. What exactly was the point of publishing this article? It was poorly written and I do not get the point the author was trying to make?

#3 - David Prutton Says:

Hehe very funny, I know this style from somewhere

#4 - Ole Gunner Says:

It's a pisstake at Pyles. Brilliant.

#5 - John Says:

Ha! Spot on!

I hope Palmer reads this and realises what a sad old fart he is.

#6 - Some bloke Says:

Myles Palmer is to journalism what Jens Lehman is to goalkeeping.
Not bad at what he does but so far up his own back passage that he is actually quite funny.

Like a dog licking it's own balls.

I loved the sentence in bold.

Jim and Passenal need to get out ALOT more if they think this was a serious article. Yes. REALLY!

#7 - Bob Says:

Hahaha Ole, I was really trying to figure out what the hell this was all about before your comment.

#8 - skanti Says:

Wow! this sounds a lot like something Pyles Malmer will write. Btw, why does he still call his blog ANR? Methinks TSAA (Talking S***e About Arsenal) sounds more appropriate

#9 - riot-gooner Says:

ha ha..that that you geezer Myles. I don't know how long hes going to call his website ANR. he should write about grumpy old people; their goals in life and their dreams.

He should join Eboue and star in a Hollywood movie.

#10 - Soopernut Says:

Why write this? You just made yourself a target for "rub it in your face"ness if Chelsea do end up winning the title on the last day and Arsenal end up third place instead.

#11 - Peace_fabby Says:

Ha ha ha malner see no point man.

#12 - Kumar14 Says:

Why would Chelsea wanna be like Arsenal? In current situation they can beat the hell out of Arsenal home and away?????????

hahahaha.........

#13 - babar Says:

very average post

#14 - Will Says:

Brilliant.

Why does Mr Palmer hate Arsenal so much?
As others have mentioned, why does he continue to call his site ANR when all he does is slag Arsenal off?
I feel that we could beat Man Utd 10-0 at OT and Mr Palmer would still find something to slag the team or the manager off with.

#15 - FE Gooner Says:

Before any of you comment, please note that this article is poking fun at Myles Palmer. If you don't understand it, it is alright 'cos you have not read Palmer's blog. LOL, good effort mate!

#16 - Carlton Banks Says:

Excellent.

Palmer's gonna complain even if we win the double. The man is a joke. And not even a funny one.

ANR my arse. Half his articles are about Manure and the Chavs.

#17 - Gadget Says:

I really didn't get this until i read Ole's comment.

Utter Genius.

From the name to the very end, it's brilliant.

Vile Karma indeed

#18 - rosicknote Says:

Hahahaha brilliant!

"Arsenal players have much more in the tank and that is a worry to Chelsea fans who write an Arsenal blog. "

HAHA i think a lot of people missed that one. Hahahaha that palmer bloke is a Chelski fan.

#19 - Ian Says:

class

#20 - Mo Says:

brilliant mean lean..once i read Ole's comment & got it i was laughing my head off...palmer is such an arrogant twat which is obv annoying but it isnt his bold stupid predictions that wind me up (henry will NEVER be a goalscorer remember that one? LOL)
its when he wrote a whole post about how we nned to sell my beloved rvp...i thought..thats it..im not having this a**hole! LOL

#21 - arthur3sheds Says:

Myles is an Asenal fan do not doubt it, but he is an extremely bitter one who clearly has something against Arsene Wenger, his "Frenchness" and our black players who he lumps into a mass category of "African players."

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