Seriously though, ‘half our midfield’? ‘Half’? That either implies we sold, like everyone, including the Cesc Machine, or, and this is a big one, or we only have six midfielders!

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By Mr H

Under normal conditions, I prefer not to point fingers and play the name calling game. I know it has always been this way, in terms of every pre season’s ‘Crisis’ that Arsenal supposedly goes through. Maybe it’s just me, but wasn’t there a time when there was just the top three, and two of which were basically passing the league back and forth?

I don’t know…

Anyway, then I read this: “The team though that the bookies believe are not contenders for almost anything is Liverpool, they are clear fourth favourites for the title behind even Arsenal who have sold half their midfield and have over rated forwards who are far from being the finished article, says a lot about Liverpool and their manager Benitez doesn’t it.”

I got this trash off of footy latest.com. I know, I know, I shouldn’t read such utter filth unless it’s smut and I’m whacking off. Needless to say, no chubby was induced by this vile rot…

Seriously though, ‘half our midfield’? ‘Half’? That either implies we sold, like everyone, including the Cesc Machine, or, and this is a big one, or we only have six midfielders! What a filthy prats hairy putty hole! Seriously, I hope to GOD this moron didn’t get paid to write this shit.

And if you thought that was perhaps the worst bit of writing, this guy tops himself with, wait for it, wait for it, drum roll: “Obviously Chelsea and Man Utd are the teams to back for the title while Arsenal are sort of in no mans land in the bookies opinions, most think they will win nothing but also come very close and could be yet another season when Wenger wins nothing, you have to ask yourselves what other manager in Wenger’s position could keep winning nothing and yet keep his job.”

Obviously. Oh yes of course. That’s what we all said when we were almost eight points clear, than the devil went work through the body of Mark Taylor, and our season wobbled into a bit of a difficult patch.

Still though, OBVIOUSLY.

As for the crap about AW ( uttered with reverance whilst making the sign of the cross), OBVIOUSLY, we are the tit’s, the class morons sniffing fecal infested fingernails with the dunce cap on! Maybe the fact we keep him, Trophies or not, has something to do with the best foundation in world football that he has created. A foundation on which we can potentially grow the best football EVER SEEN! A Dynasty greater than the Ming.

You cannot do that if you have no faith and fire any manager who goes more than a season trophyless. OBVIOUSLY, the two most successful managers in the league are the two longest serving ones. Jesus, I wish The Mankers had fired Fergie after one trophyless season. I could carry on writing by listing all the teams in the league who de stabilize any long term vision on behalf of the managers, by shipping them on at the start of each season, or half way through.

I know I shouldn’t read that crap, it’s just, all this Arsenal’s gonna fuck out talk is really getting on my tits. I don’t like to swear, I just feel, as fans, we should unite and hack into these terrible sites and paint the Internet Gooner Red!