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United you fall, Jack the Nipper & More – Iron Man's Arse Weekly

Ultimately, I too pray to all kinds of deities and am prepared to make all kinds of barbaric and unethical human sacrifices to make sure our lad doesn’t come back broken. The risk of burnout is a serious one and something that I feel is already a problem at the club. ‘Project Youth’ suffers, not through lack of quality but through over-exertion on players who aren’t ready for the demand. The likes of Cesc, Diaby, Denilson, Djourou and RVP are all constantly suffering from recurring knocks and bruises because of the immense pressure placed on them to play and perform at such a high level from such an early age

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If You Eat Caviar Every Day It's Difficult To Return To Sausages

But the sausages we’ve been eating haven’t actually been that bad, have they? Sure the quality has fluctuated but at times they have been pretty damn scrumptious and we’ve gobbled them up by the bucket load without a second thought. And let’s just say for one second that we did bring in a new chef and it was only after he started that we realised our kitchen didn’t even have the ingredients for sausages or caviar and we were forced to eat tripe for the foreseeable future. It was only because our previous chef had somehow managed to make tasty sausages out of old Fairy washing up liquid bottles that we had been eating as well as we had all these years. Imagine that. Then we’d be screwed, wouldn’t we?

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A Call to Arms

Unfortunately I fear my temperament pre-match may have had much to do with the eventual performance of my beloved team. While the papers screamed ‘expect’, and Arsenal fans wrote ‘believe’, I could do little more than hope, so lacking in confidence was I that I would finally get to see Arsenal celebrate. They say that art mirrors life, and nowhere was that more true than Sunday. I was far more nervous for this game than I had ever

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