It’s been confirmed that Aaron Ramsey, the Welsh WonderKidTM, is now an Arsenal player having rejected the chance to join Manchester United

Afternoon all.

Some interesting Arsenal news in the last day or so. Well, when I say interesting I just mean any bit of news. Us loyal and desperate fans want to hear anything, good or bad. Like starving children scrambling over any morsel of food some might say. Others wont. They would go so far as to trivialise something as serious as poverty and hunger and compare it to fans wanting to hear news about their football club.

Luckily for you, I will.

Ade-Bye-or?

These Adebayor to Milan stories don’t seem to be letting up and while initially I thought it was some bored hack in an office just trying to fill space in a tabloid, I am now convinced something very fishy is going on. Despite the big man’s constant rebuttals, stories are flying around the internet that the Rossoneri are prepared to spend big money on the Togolese hitman. His agent hasn’t helped matters with his recent “It’s hard to say no to Milan” bollocks. I personally think it’s quite easy to say no to Milan. I would say no. I wouldn’t want to play UEFA cup football with a bunch of geriatrics so I’d easily say no.

But then I’m unashamedly biased. That and the fact Ade may be struck down with the affliction that most Flamini had; some sort of red and black fever that can only be cured with piles of money in Italy. That said, if they are really offering thirty-odd million quid then bite their fucking hands off! Yes, he’s had a good season and he’s still improving but that’s not the kind of money you can turn your nose up at for a player of what I believe to be questionable ability. Despite his goals, a lot of fans still aren’t wholly convinced by Ade. Yes, he’s a had a great season but he’s certainly not irreplaceable. There’s a certain little Spanish striker who I’m sure we’d all be happy to let fill the big man’s boots.

The rumour is that his agent is whoring him out in order to force Arsenal to give him more money. Agents are cunts! If Ade can get 30 goals again next season and win us a trophy or four then he can have more money. For now, he should be happy with his lot.

Arsenal get Ramsey street’s ahead of the competition

Took me ages to think of that Neighbours joke. It’s not even a good one either. If you can think of a better one, post it in the comments box and you could win a pat on the back. Not from me. We’ll send Squid Boy round to yours or something.

It’s been confirmed that Aaron Ramsey, the Welsh WonderKidTM, is now an Arsenal player having rejected the chance to join Manchester United. Many are perplexed at the decision by the youngster. After all, Arsenal only flew the youngster and his family out to Switzerland to meet with Le Boss while rivals for his signature Manchester United had him go on a date with the moustached wonder that is Gary Neville. Of the two, I know which I would have gone for. Apparently Surralex was purple with rage. Whether this was because of Ramsey or because it was just a regular Tuesday, nobody actually knows.

Again, I cant just the kid (born in 1990, how depressing) till I see him in action but I wish him all the best and look forward to his hat-tick against Real Madrid in next seasons champions league final to seal the quadruple. Hype? Me? Never!

Any Given Sunday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday etc.

Arsenal this week have also been strongly linked with Irish Newcastle keeper Shay Given. I’ve always been a big fan of this guy and can always remember him having great games against The Arse. Particularly at Highbury. One of those keepers it’s very difficult to remember a massive howler from. At 32, he’s not old by keeper standards and would be another experienced head in our backline. Another bonus is that he’s not batshit crazy like Jens. However, I think this transfer is unlikely as Manuel has had a good season, Fabianski is waiting in the wings (and even got a couple of appearances in at the end of the season so Wenger clearly fancies him… not like that! Perverts!), and Manonne is being talked up as well. I think a keeper is not on Wenger’s list of priorities. Getting some free range eggs from the supermarket and checking the tyre pressure on his motor maybe, but not a new keeper.

Nas-ty tricks

Apparently, Athletico Madrid are looking to hijack the ridiculously long running Nasri to Arsenal transfer. The reports have come out of Spain so make of that what you want. Despite apparently hearing from Arsene, the player’s agent and his team mates that the Arsenal deal is all but done, this story comes out of nowhere. The aforementioned bored hack must be on holiday in Spain…

Gervin-who?

An Ivorian with a Brazilian name says Arsenal are after him. Not after him in a Jason Bourne style way but trying to sign him to play up front with Francis Jeffers and Paul Dickov. I have no idea who this guy is and it just looks like a case of a player trying to enhance his reputation by talking about Arsenal. Flattering really. I very much doubt there is any genuine interest there.

However, he is from West Africa and he does play in France. Expect him to sign in the next 24 hours.

Captain Willy was not a happy lad last night after France bent over and took one from a repent Dutch side. Robin van Persie got the second in a 4-1 win which led to some embarrassing scenes in the pub as I started cheering very loudly for the Arsenal man. It’s good to see him back and scoring. If (BIG IF) he can stay fit next season, the rest of the premier league should be very worried. The French are a spent force and I’m glad Sanga and Clichy weren’t involved in that abomination. Incoming gooner Samir Nasri didn’t get on and former gooner Thierry Henry scored their consolation goal.

That’s yer lot for now