I’m a Joburg City Kid, born and bred, and a Gooner till the day I die (probably in a blaze of glory taking down as many filthy Mankers as possible)

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By Mr H

As predicted by all the pundits in the lead up to last season, Arsenal struggled to make it into the top half of the table. Also, as reported, Arsenal is bankrupt, have sold the majority of their stocks to G.W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden, including the kettle and all the tea cups.

Arsenal, according to the majority of the media, can’t seem to afford the cost of tea bags!!

Really?

Honestly?

Hmmmm…

Good thing I didn’t believe in the WMD’s assuredly hidden in Saddam’s rectum, more importantly, I don’t believe the rot being put forward by journalists trying to make a name for themselves by jumping on the Arsenal bashing band wagon.

Remember Henry?

How many ridiculous articles were written just after the sale of Henry? That was when all the rubbish about the Gunners not making the top four came into being.

It seems to me as if there is some sort of global conspiracy that exists against the gunners.

From some of the officiating to the media’s reporting. There seems to be a campaign to constantly undermine the development of Wengerball.

I’m certain that every fan whose team is not bringing in the silverware, feels this way at any given point in time. For me the problem is this: as I have mentioned in previous articles, I’m a Joburg City Kid, born and bred, and a Gooner till the day I die (probably in a blaze of glory taking down as many filthy Mankers as possible). Living in SA is great, ‘cept for them filthy Mankers! They are everywhere, and now that they have stolen the double, there are more fashion mankers than ever before.

Our local Satelite provider is DSTV. In order to get my fix I either have to watch SKY Sportsnews or trawl the Interweb.

Part of the channels provided within the sports section are various shows put together by clubs around Europe. This morning, needing my fix, I looked for the latest Sadebayor wank off. Three channels were dedicated to Manc TV, CSKA Chelski TV and “just give them the premiership, since they ain’t won it in almost twenty years, and even though all they’ve won recently was the CL, they’re fans still think they’re tops” Liverpool TV.

It’s all business. If customers don’t know the product, how are they supposed to buy it.

Arsenal is not broke, so there is no need to fix it.

Don’t believe the rubbish talking doomsayers, they have always been there talking down Arsenal’s chances of success, making careers for themselves talking shit.

It wasn’t true last year when we sold Henry, and sure as shit smells like a Manker, it ain’t true this year.

In Wengerball I trust.

Mr. H.